guess whose back ...

Okay. So I'm back in New York and it's kinda freakin' me out. I have to get used to everything all over again! I'm like...where are the goats, pigs, cows and chickens man! I miss those little guys...and like mountains-- what happened to those? Oh and crystal blue swimming water, yeah... can I have a side of that. Instead I peer out my window and see trash, and some dog poop, and like a zillion sky scrapers (which are really really pretty but let's face it... they're no Santorini sunset).
One thing I am loving is being able to flush toilet paper down the toilet again (hurray America)! Speaking of which, do figs exist here, I went from picking them fresh off a tree for breakfast to scouting out three major supermarkets and two fruit stores only to hear "fig? what's that". I do miss sidewalks though...those are fun, I don't have to worry about sharing the street with speed racing trucks and pop-a-wheelie motorcyles, rocks were cool but paved gravel is way more kosher.
And like can we have a standard for hotness like the Greeks do? It's like Adonis' whole family tree was concentrated on those few islands. I fell in love with a new boy everyday (that was fun). Then again some boys were Australian, others were Italian, and so on and so forth.
And another thing, what's up with the Italians in Mykonos? I thought it was a Greek island, tourism is one thing but 99% of the islands population is another, it should be Italonos.
In conclusion, (cliches are so fun!), I had a great time. Vacationing in Greece is just what the body, mind and soul needed.
rest...ahhh
relaxation... ahhh
school starts on monday...shit.