My friend...or foe?

SO, my period has decided to skip the month of February altogether. Perhaps her logic being that February is the shortest month, and she does not want to waste her precious time on it's mere 28 days. She has become so selfishly demanding that now even days of the month piss her off. Sooner or later the 30 day months too, will be kicked to the curb and I'd be left with an erratic menstruating cycle that came to visit only on January,March,May,July,August,October & December. Seven out of twelve ain't bad! Maybe the selective nature she's picking up can do me some good after-all. If only she could be consistent, or at least call to tell me she'll be late.
What an inconsiderate bitch !